What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
08.06.2025 02:19
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
How do I convince my husband that a threesome is okay?
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
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And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
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Make Nazis afraid again!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
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But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
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Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
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I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Why do men like BBW? What is the attraction?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
What type of crossdresser are you?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
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Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)